She does not give me Coke
She would not let me bite her
and stops me when I poke
I was walking on the couch today
She told me I would fall
I went to walk on the bed instead
I heard her say, 'Don't Fall.'
I think she hates me walking
Well, Big girls do not crawl!

I was happy eating the Red Crayon
She came and took it away
I found a yummy-looking penny
She said, 'That's not for play.'
She does not let me eat ANYTHING
I don't know what to say!
She took the phone from my hands
I wanted to give you a call
I wait for you to come home Papa
SHE is no fun at all!